Yo, it’s Doctor Pickle! Thanks for stopping by the damn store. Let’s get one thing straight—I’m not here to shove some cheesy, gimmicky ass shit down your throat. I’m here to give you the real deal, the funny shit, and the stuff that actually matters. No fluff, no bullshit—just awesome content that makes you laugh your ass off, gives you something to relate to and hopefully teaches you a thing or two.

If you buy something here, you’re not just getting some lame merch. You’re helping us keep this party going. Every shirt, every hoodie, every damn sticker you grab is gonna help fund more content for this kickass community. So yeah, it’s not just a shirt—it’s your way of telling the universe you’re all in for the crazy ride we’re on.

So, thank you for supporting the madness. You’re fucking amazing, and I can’t wait to make more dumb shit for you to watch. Stay awesome and love your fucked up body!

- Dr. Pickle